Treasures behind that little door

I used to be referred to “that-weird-friend-of-yours-who’s-obsessive-with-our-fridge”. By my friend’s mom, no less. I certainly didn’t amuse her so much. I am sure she secretly cringed every time I set foot into that humble abode of hers. “Hi amy!” (Mom: start of a state of shock, urge to protect fridge citizens, fridge citizens tremble in the fear of an unknown fate). Bad manners rule. Fridge raiders prevail.

There should be a movie made about me, the fridge raider. There are certainly a huge number of us out there, which makes it the more dangerous to parents (bread winners) all over the world. Lara Croft only terrorizes a selected few rich snobs with expensive gears. We (with yours truly as the leader of the pack) are capable of creating mass destruction to a larger scale and extent though the job seems simple and harmless (almost).

I should spell it capitalized: Fridge Raider. Sounds important. No, this is not made-up. Ask her. Verify facts at Fridge-raid victim.

The horrors.. brrrr…

I am afraid of dinner table raiders! Yes, I am. Fear is strongest when really delicious dishes are on the menu for the day. They are much worse than fridge raiders, seriously.

I always imagine a fridge to be likened to Santa’s sack, holding many goodies hidden out of sight. There are always many surprises, behind that door.

I still have a nasty habit of checking out my OWN fridge every 30 minutes when I am home. Why? No idea. This time, curiosity is definitely not the culprit.

Psychosis. Nervous energy. Or maybe a form of Fridge Raider suppressed memories? It’s definitely trying to come out and play.

Another possibility of a new job: Personal Fridge Stylist. I customize and configure your fridges according to the image that you want to conjure to the public and friends. You want to be posh? Appear to be up market without trying too hard as to appeal with all your acquaintances from differing backgrounds? Worldly? Slim without appearing anorexic? Bimbo-ish? Plastic? It takes years and years of raiding to come out with such info and database.

Hollywood needs me. So do you.